Welcome Spring!

Well it is now officially the second day of Spring and Love is in the Air!

Soon in my Southland the magnolias, azaleas, tulips, and dogwoods will be blooming into a beautiful tapestry of colors.

Spring is the time when new life grows and the bitter grey cold of winter leaves us.

It is a time when clothes start coming off and love starts coming out. And it has inspired the poet within the Bird.

You know love is a beautiful thing, and those of us that truly appreciate love and lust may have at one time found ourselves in the middle of a love triangle. If you are in the center of a love triangle you can have your cake and eat it too, at least for a little while. But for the other parties at some point a love triangle can be a heartbreaking experience. Just watch a Jerry Springer episode if you don't believe the Bird.

So as we enter Spring I offer you a little Springer. A poem about love and a fantasy love triangle for your imaginations.

Iraq is a Mess.
The Economy is Pushed.
Release John Hinckley.
And Tell Him Jodi's Dating Bush.